Alam mo Yon??

Here's a freaking hilarious semi-poem that I came across with. It's about a kolehiyala stalking a guy.

"Desperadang Kolehiyala"
by:Kiko_kikay of BSN 3

Oh my gosh! Who's that gwapo guy inside the car?
He's like the one i saw kanina sa library!
As in! I can't help it, tumayo talaga my hairs
Unitl now, Im super duper kilig
Alam mo yon!!!

I want to make habol nga sa car niya!
Pero parang di carry ng powers ko!
Kasi naman he drives 45 km. per hour
Kung gagawin ko yun, he might think
na ako ay isang cheetah
And that is super duper nakakahiya
Alam mo yon!!!

Minsan nga I snatched his cellphone
Para lang makuha number niya
Pero i was boba talaga
Kasi hindi pala siya makakareply
Kasi naman his 3G phone was
with me pala
So binalik ko na lang
Ang simcard niya
Kaya textmate na kami
Alam mo yon!!!

Haaaiii... So nakakagigil ang smile niya
with his braces
Shining shimmering splendid talaga
Buti nalang magkatabi ang rooms namin tomorrow
Siya nasa classroom
Ako naman nasa maintenance office
Bukas humanda siya!
Alam mo yon!!!